from cHaoS!! ChAOs! CHaoS!!!!!!!

The blood of christ is my favorite drink. It makes my urine a terrific florescent orange color, not unlike the vests construction workers wear. They should make Blood of Christ Ice Pops. They would certainly go great with Eucharist Wafer style chips. Picture it: Flavored Eucharist wafers, like Mesquite Messiah, Nazarene Nacho, or Baja Jehosafat. It would be fun for the whole family.

Easter Terrorism

Put an egg in a bowl. Put the bowl in the microwave. Set the microwave on hi for about a minute and a half (or a second or two before the egg cracks). Let the egg cool down. Dye it, make it look like a regular easter egg. Replace any of the easter bunnies eggs with your special eggs. On easter morning, when the unsuspecting christians try to eat the easter gifts, the eggs will explode violently. They deserve egg on their faces for making their easter rituals utterly silly.